Posted 18 hours ago

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
Posted 18 hours ago
crappierpasta:

fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

xekstrin:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

okay but when you flip it you get

HAYYYYY GURLLLL WHERE THE PARTY AT

this website i swear

Reblogging again for that comment.

crappierpasta:

fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

xekstrin:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

okay but when you flip it you get

HAYYYYY GURLLLL WHERE THE PARTY AT

this website i swear

Reblogging again for that comment.

(Source: needtostayawake)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

(Source: plazm)

Posted 2 days ago

the-social-recluse:

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

  • finding someone aesthetically pleasing
  • being sexually attracted to someone
  • being romantically attracted to someone

(Source: wsswatson)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

Why? Why would you do this? Because I think it’s gonna be a whopper, and I think you might be scared. And however scared you are, Clara, the man you are with right now, the man I hope you are with, believe me, he is more scared than anything you can imagine right now, and he…he needs you.

(Source: rubyredwisp)

Posted 2 days ago

sheeptopus:

impala-dalecki:

bealli62:

spikezombie:

cigurettes:

tumblr is like egypt nobody understands us and we worship cats

And our language is images.

image

Heiro-GIF-ics

Ok can we talk about how masterful that last pun was

Posted 2 days ago

gameofthronesdaily:

"It’s not fighting, it’s water dancing."

Posted 2 days ago

What advice would you give your character? [x]

(Source: sansalayned)