Posted 1 week ago

perilousseas:

equiuszahhot:

do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song

(Source: mangacartaholygrail)

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bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

Posted 1 week ago

shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

Posted 1 week ago

violue:

THIS IS KILLING ME

Posted 1 week ago

diamoncls:

me as a cleaning product

image

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monetizeyourcat:

manclams:

what does this mean

it doesn’t really mean anything. i made it because there was another comic with the same punchline that barely made sense to me and i wanted to make it make zero sense to anyone. some interpretations people have come up with include that it’s weed - that i think hay is weed because i am 12, or that it’s ironically supposed to be weed - that it’s about masturbation, that it’s about pornography. that the child is buying ice cream and the hay bales are just there.  that the child has a secret horse. that the three panels depict unrelated events. i like the secret horse one. hay rage comic can mean whatever you want. god bless you, stranger, you have a good rest of your day

Posted 1 week ago

snooki:

why fall in love when you can fall back asleep??

Posted 1 week ago

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: iamclamu)